Though they are technically paid until the end of the month (well, actually they still owe me $150), my stint living with a lesbian couple is over. Unfortunately, it wasn’t nearly as exciting as one would think it would be. No crazy orgies, no all night parties with a house full of lesbians having sex in every corner of every room… at least not while I was home. The most people they ever had over was 4 or 5, and I’m not even sure if they were all lesbians… The most lesbian thing that ever happened at the house was the weekly gatherings to watch “The L-Word.”
Switching roommates is much more troublesome than I remember it being in the past. I guess this is partially because it’s coming at a time of the year when I have zero extra money. It also seems like the new roomies and the lesbians are a volatile combination… kinda like a new pet that doesn’t get along with the old one … if I let them see each other, they’ll try to eat each other or something.
The good news is that I have roommates moving in who will share my love for geeky sci-fi shows, and not just because there’s a hot girl on the show they want to sleep with. They’re also both in my new band, which should be fun. And an old hand-me-down computer is coming back home with one of them.
You want more good news? too bad, that’s all I got.
