Monthly Archive for May, 2006

Tragedy

A few years ago, I was back at the first camp I worked at, running some ropes course stuff for a weekend rental. It was a big family picnic and seemed like a mix of fairly decent family-types and neanderthal idiots, as all the weekend rentals are. I had all my ropes gear with me, a few harnesses and carabiners and such… all stuffed into my big beautiful bag. This bag was a custom-designed bag from Timbuk2; a giant messenger bag, with a nice padded back made from a semi-waterproof waxed canvas material, a leather “boot” around the bottom and all sorts of extra pockets including a padded compartment made for laptops. It seemed to be indestructible and almost bottomless. And while I was carrying a ladder and half of the equipment down the hill to the storage shed, it was stolen, with all my equipment in it.

That was tragic, mostly because of the bag, and not the gear. Timbuk2 had stopped making that model of bag, earlier that year. I could no longer get a back with the padded laptop compartment, or the leather boot around the bottom, or even of that exact size. But I managed to find someone on eBay selling a few of them. They were ugly colors and Ballistic Nylon instead of Waxed Canvas and didn’t have the boot option or the extra zippered flat file pocket… but they were the right size, so I bought one.

That bag was decorated with sharpies by my campers almost immediately… I didn’t mind, I figured it’d make it less likely to be stolen with drawings of rats and beavers on it. I also wrote my name and phone number on the inside of it, with a super permanent industrial sharpie. I was back in business with a big ugly bag. I used this bag for everything for quite a while. I always carried it around camp during the summer days. On trips, I could fit my laptop, two or three days worth of clothes and cleanliness essentials as well as all of my camera gear in it. When I worked out at the ropes course, I could fit a full day’s worth of team building props and toys into it… and Ropes is in full swing right now, so that’s the way that bag has been, lately, full of props and supplies for a day of team building.

Unfortunately, the building we use to store our participants lunches and bags, and to eat our own lunches, and for bathrooms, is not ours alone. It becomes the camp office in the summertime. This past weekend, an overzealous employee decided that the camp office needed to be cleaned out and proceeded to throw out everything that was in it, including my bag full of gear. Irreplaceable props, that I’ve used in my team building curriculum for years are now in a dumpster somewhere, probably still in my big orange bag. My big orange bag with the drawings done by my campers and my NAME INSIDE OF IT … is at the bottom of a dumpster somewhere.

When the YMCA says that they instill respect into all of their programs, they apparently don’t mean respect for other employees, departments or the property of those employees or departments. I feel utterly violated, and bagless.

mmm… chicken

I had a KFC Famous Bowl tonight. It was yum. It was quite yum, actually. It’s a nice sized bowl full of mashed potatoes, corn, chicken and cheese. I saw a television ad for it sometime last week and I’ve sort of been looking for an excuse to go to KFC since then. I’m glad I did. Now, I just hope it’s not just a market testing thing and it stays on the menu for good.

My ear is almost back to normal. It’s still a little irritated and almost gets blocked when I do a lot of chewing, but for the most part, it’s better. My last two days of work would’ve been pretty miserable if I couldn’t hear correctly. As it is, those two full days of ropes course work, including high ropes elements, have worn me out and made me really sore and kinda beat up. I stop doing certain things, working certain muscle groups for a while and they let me know it was a bad idea, when I suddenly start doing those things again… I guess I’m getting old. It reminds of those Wormtown events a few years ago that left me sore for a couple days. A bowling night and a softball game; I could barely move after those. Today was kinda one of those days. I could’ve left the house, but moving around was a little painful, so I didn’t leave, except for that one trip to KFC.

    listening to:
    Let Go
    Artist: Nada Surf

ear blockage/suckage

early Monday evening, my ear suddenly stopped working… not completely, I guess, but it was blocked. I hate it when my ear blocks, so I immediately started stretching it and moving my jaw around and forcing myself to yawn and holding my nose & trying to use internal pressure and cupping my hand over my ear to make a pseudo-plunger and breaking out the wax removal chemicals and the little blue bulb that resembles the end of a turkey baster. I tried everything I could think of. End result: blocked and now very agitated ear. It was blocked all day Tuesday. I didn’t want to move, I couldn’t stand listening to music, I could almost forget about it if I stayed perfectly still for a while… so that’s what I did most of the day. I almost took an antihistamine, in the hopes of making the redness/swelling go away, and I never take any sort of drugs… no painkillers, no allergy meds, nothing… hardly ever. I tried to resist agitating it any more during the day, and by sometime around 9 or 10, I think it started to open up. It still felt weird and still sounded better if I pulled it a little more open. But I was happier, cause I could hear. When I lay down to go to sleep, it blocked again, but I was too tired to try and find a position that didn’t make it block. This morning, I’m pretty sure I was able to get it to a state similar to last night… sometimes it feels kinda blocked, but it seems way better that Tuesday. I’m hoping tomorrow, it’ll be back to normal.

My second submission to threadless was declined, but that’s alright, because it was really just the piece I decided to practice with… and then sorta thought it’d be cool to post it; that it was good enough and some people might like it. It’s nothing special, and I’m not gonna put it in my cafepress or spreadshirt stores unless someone really wants it. By the way, that Spreadshirt link has some new cool Abstract Mixer shirts, hoodies, etc. I’ve heard the quality of printing and product is better than cafepress, but haven’t ordered anything from there myself, yet.

Public Service Announcement

in case you missed it, my submission to Threadless didn’t make it past that first 24 hours, as I feared. Thanks for trying. I’ve submitted another design, and we’ll see if it does any better. If/When it makes it past the pending status and gets in the running, I’ll let you all know. Those of you who did take the time to sign up for an account will certainly get some “street team” points from me ($3 off an order there). Oh, and if you really, really liked the Abstract Mixer, you can buy a variation of it at my Cafepress shop here.

And now, I’d like it to stop raining… so if someone could get on that, that’d be great. Thanks.

Do me a favor?

My submission to Threadless has been entered into the running. It’s not spectacular or anything, but I would like it to get a fair shot… if it doesn’t get enough scores, or scores too lowly in the first 24 hours, it’ll get pulled and won’t get the full 7 days of voting. I would love it if you could sign up for a threadless account and then vote on my submission. Hopefully, you’ll like it and score it high, if you really like it, check off the box marked “I’d buy it.”

I’ve not received any spam from Threadless and you can even choose not to receive their own newsletter and have a completely “invisible” profile. Oh yeah, and if you comment on the sub, or let me know your username, I’ll be sure to use your link to buy sometime in the future and get you some $$ off, in case you want to purchase some tees there.

Thanks. I’m not expecting it to get printed or anything, but I’ll probably do some more submissions as clever ideas pop into my head… and it’d be nice to have all your support. And if it does get printed, I’ll get some much needed ca$h! Yay!

UPDATE: thanks for the efforts guys, but it didn’t make it past the first day. I’ll submit another one later… maybe later today.

cats don’t play fetch, do they?

I always found it amusing that Tyler enjoyed playing with the hair-ties he found around the house… but today he is playing fetch with them. He brings me a hair tie, drops it next to me and sits and looks at me. I pick up the hair tie and throw it out across the room or out the door into the kitchen, and he chases after it. A couple seconds later, he plops it down right next to me, and looks up at me again. I had a dog when I was a kid, and she didn’t play fetch, but Tyler does? I suppose it’s possible that he’s not really playing fetch and that I’m annoying him greatly.

Work was good today… as good as a group of 6th graders can be expected to be, that is… and the rain held off until right about when we had to clean up. Feeling a little damp, still, and definitely dirty… looking forward to a shower a little later. Tomorrow is rained out, so we pick up on Thursday. Sue feels about the same as I do about the state of our department, so hopefully she’d support me if I put in for a coordinator position… or whatever kind of position they’d like to make up for me. Looking forward to next week and the high school kids. Not particularly looking forward to this weekends group which ranges from adults to little snot-nosed brats. Though it’s good to have a few days of decent paying work in one week.

I had a dream the other night that had a very long a drawn out finding-my-shoes-and-putting-them-on sequence. I have no idea if that means anything… but I keep thinking about it when I actually go to find my shoes, now.

    listening to:
    Frank Black Francis
    Artist: Black Francis

Flower Petals and T-Shirts

Yesterday, as I was on my way home from some errands, I was stopped at a red light and mesmerized by the scene around me… little petals from the flowering tree behind me were being blown off the tree and flying through the air past my window like a snow squall. I felt compelled to follow their path as they fell to the road. But hitting the ground did not end their journey… some sort of wind pattern, that was probably affected by the sorta tall buildings, pushed them uphill, up High St and around the corner and out of sight. It reminded me of some sideshow trick where they get a bottle to roll “up” a slanted table, but better. Then, as I was driving up High St, along with the flow of petals, I thought to myself, “of course they’re not going downhill, this is a one way street.”

Ropes starts this week. I am excited… though I am worried about the weather and I found out today that we are understaffed… but I’m sure it will all work out. Oops. I was supposed to get myself a stopwatch today. I could go out and do it now, but maybe Neal will have one I can borrow. He is the atheltics guy, he should have one.

I finally submitted a design to threadless for a T-Shirt. I’ll post a link here if it gets accepted and you’ll all sign up for accounts and give it high scores… cause the prize is $1500 cash and some store credit and I could really use the money. Speaking of Threadless, the $10 sale ends tonight at midnight, so go buy shirts! They printed some new ones today and reprinted a handful on Friday… look at this amazing stuff:

Threadless.com Product - Rock Out With Your Cock OutThreadless.com Product - Fish Tank
Threadless.com Product - The Communist PartyThreadless.com Product - Dark Side of the Garden
Threadless.com Product - Honest TeeThreadless.com Product - My Pet Human

stowaway

A week or so ago, on one of those days when it was just getting warm enough to drive with the windows down, I opened my two front windows at a stop light. As soon as I did, I saw a creepy little white spider… not tarantula-sized, but bigger than you’d want to wake up staring at … crawl right into the car and down the little crevice between the door and the molding. I didn’t know what to think, at first, so I stopped the car in the nearest parking lot and started searching for him down by the pedals. Then I started getting the creepy-crawly feelings that you get when you hear someone talk about bugs and I was convinced that he had crawled up my pant leg and was biting me behind the knee… but he wasn’t. I gave up after a short search and decided that he probably wouldn’t kill me. The next day, when I got in my car, there was a strand of spider web stretching from somewhere around my rear-view mirror to the side of the windshield, so that if I was driving toward the sun, I’d see it shining and waving around. So the spider lived… what was he living on? Were there any other bugs in my car or was he living off of fast food crumbs? Is he a she who’s going to fill my car with spider-babies? I forgot about him, only being reminded when I caught a glimpse of the strand waving around. I thought about him about once a car-ride, wondered if he was still alive, if the spider-babies were here yet, etc. Today a stray piece of my hair floating around the car got caught on that strand of web… I pulled it off. Maybe tomorrow, I’ll pull down any strands of web that i see and if they return, I’ll know he’s still around.

    listening to:
    Odditorium or Warlords of Mars
    Artist: The Dandy Warhols

Happy May Day

April continued to bring me lots and lots of good stuff. I just spent the last weekend with teens at a rally out in Connecticut. The rallies are really fun experiences and always reinforce my desire to work with teens all the time… this’ll probably give me the motivation to pursue a real position at the Y. They’re also the kind of events that make me grateful for the kind of life I have… that I have some really good friends and I know what I want in life. These kids are all great kids, but some of them had some real trouble making friends and trusting people and have no idea what they want in life… and a good number of them made progress with those things over the weekend. That was fun to see… you wanna see it? look.

And I have a working 35mm camera, now. A Spotmatic F, the camera I learned to shoot on. I haven’t finished my first roll of film, yet. I’m hoping it turns out ok and the camera is in perfect working order. It seems to be, but I won’t know until I get the roll developed. It’s been fun getting used to it again… I have to sort of save it for special occasions. The digital is so much quicker to pull out and use and get a decent shot… but, that’s it, just decent. This camera makes me want to shoot quality, which is not to say my digital does not, but it also makes a nice quick point-and-shoot.

I also got hooked on a new website… threadless … many of you may know it. It’s a site with an ongoing T-Shirt design contest. You can design T-Shirts and submit them into the contest and you can rate other peoples’ submissions. There’s also a point system that gives you credit towards the purchase of the winning designs if you refer a sale or send in a picture of yourself in a purchased shirt. There’s also a “blog” section where you can discuss current submissions or winning designs or anything at all, it seems. You can see a couple pictures of me in shirts I’ve purchased in my profile there. This site has finally pushed me to learn to use Photoshop and Illustrator a little better. If a clever T-Shirt idea strikes me, I think I’ve gotten good enough with the filters and features to take a picture and convert it into something that can be submitted. I’m enjoying the whole process. [Ooh, they're having a sale this week... go buy stuff using my links above, thanks]

So, April was good to me. In the spirit of the rally I just got back from, I hope you are all doing well and know that I love you… back to vegging out and recovering from the weekend.